Things I watch over here

Today I was the lucky recipient of no less than THREE slideshows from wild and crazy 909 girls. Well, two - - one is in Cleveland, but that's pretty much the 909 of the Midwest. One show was of a colleague's solar oven being marketed to bush people, then more Bush people in a video of the President visiting Ohio. The last was of a vow re-up ceremony on some beach in Hawaii - but it got a little weird toward the end when the 909 gal woke up a local Hawaiian chick (tropical bush person?) sunbathing topless nearby and got her to pose with her and her husband for pictures. So I won't get yelled at, I won't say which one was more fascinating, but I was surprised to find myself oddly interested in the oven-thing. It looked kind of like a smaller version of that spaceship in the Twilight Zone episode where the martians get pallzy with the country townfolk and talk them into visiting their ship. Then when the people find out they are going to be eaten, its too late to get off. And just wondering, can't we just get those people some microwaves?