CAUTION - don't read if easily offended

After Ric's, I drove down the dirty road to a hotel on the water where they have a little bamboo bar in the sand. Took a chair next to the only westerner there, a drunk 50ish UK expat guy with yellow twisted teeth that lives in Saudi. Could barely understand anything he said. Everyone else there were Arabs that clearly couldn't handle their alcohol or seeing women in bathing suits. One of them - wearing only big black shades, black spandex shorts, white fuzzy hotel-issue house shoes, and lots of sweat - kept talking to us between rude demands for more booze to the bartender. He announced to the bar that "I'm going to pee in the sea!", then cruised out into the water to do his business while waving at all of us. Also said he was a director here to make a movie, that he might be good in Hollywood. Except that his only video camera was in the new phone he had, and he kept strutting up to the Arab women sunbathing and asking them if they would like to be in his porno movie. He got thrown out eventually, along with a couple others. Brit guy said he was there with his wife, but she was sleeping in hungover after a "big night of wife-swapping." She ended up joining us and they gave me a slice of their pizza. Friendly and entertaining couple. I had to rush home and take a bath with Clorox and gasoline, though. Really like the wild west out here, except for very little west.