Enviros would go nuts

During another 110 degree bike adventure today, I saw a local guy with his old faded blue Datsun pickup at the beach with the front two tires in the water. So I rode over to see if he was stuck. Get this - - turns out he was changing his oil. By the look of the beach, it seems like he was improving things a bit, but I asked him what he was up to anyway. In his best broken English, he said with some pride that this way, "I fix oil here...water take away..no mess!" Wondering if Jiffy Lube has thought of this.