Race Guy

Nice man came by today to chat. Goes by name of Geoff Bodine. He drives around in circles really fast and gets paid to do it. I told him that I know alot about race car driving myself, because in my real life, I drive a car called a Mach Five in exotic and exciting foreign locales with a hot chick named Trixie riding shotgun. Except substitute "real life" with "in my dreams, cuddling my stuffed race car." He suddenly forgot he was "double parked" and cut his visit short after I asked him how cool it was to use the "A" button on his steering wheel and jump right over cars in front of him on the race track.

Anyway - great of him to come out to the AOR to meet and greet the troops. He left an autographed picture, so first person to respond gets it. NC readers - I know you want it.