This site is a little rough on the IE!

A friend passed me this definition of "909er" at UrbanDictionary.com. What is perhaps more scary are the ads that show up on this 909er page: "Yoda car emblems," "Car flags in 48 hours," and drum roll please........"How do I know if I have Gonorrhea? Signs, Symptoms, and Treatments." Classic.

909er:

This word describes every White and Latino guy under 30 living in the desert areas of SoCal. Insecure rednecks who think they have to look and talk like a thug in order to get respect. Most of them are skinny. If they work out they never hit the lower body. Wear oversized T-shirts in order to hide being skinny. Whatever the shirt says, it's usually written in Gothic, with an iron cross for thug-lyfe authenticy. Wear flat-billed hats with a bike logo even though they've never owned or ridden one. Their version of "dressing up" is to keep wearing whatever they were wearing before, except throw on a thick gold chain and half a bottle of cologne. Always stand with one of their shoulders slouched, because it makes them look "down with the struggle". Criticizes everyone who lives at the beach, to make themselves feel better about living in a boring 110-degree smog trap. Half of them use, manufacture, or sell meth, or wouldn't mind being mistaken for such, since it would make their boring life appear more hardcore.