I Might be Batman

Every morning when I leave for work, the TCN in my building salutes and shouts, "Good Morning Sir!" then runs out back where my bike is and pushes open the huge bomb-proof steel doors so that I can shoot out of the compound into the dirt. So - since this has been happening for some time, I determined that I just might be Batman, except that I ride a bike with lights on the front and back, lots of reflectors, and I wear a helmet. Anyway -- I saw this on my way in this morning. The new road doesn't really match up with the old road. And since my expertise is more in the super hero area, I consulted my engineering staff here at Nautical909 hqs and they unanimously decided that ... these road builders are retards. At first I thought that they were just union workers, but then I remembered that union members are beheaded here. The people I see working here each day have heads, so I pretty much think that my staff was right. My staff then determined that I am a dork and tied me up with my cape and hid my rubber mask.