Correction

Wife said that I should have started with a picture of my daughter. Fair enough. THIS bald girl is the best kid ever, likes to blow raspberries, and actually has TALENT. If you see her playing in the street or loitering too long in front of the 7 Eleven looking for drywall work, please let me know asap.

First Post

Ok. This is my very first post. LeMonda said that I needed to do a blog so here it is. When my wife saw this, she took one look at me and said, "you DORK." So for whatever it's worth, this is my effort to communicate.

I think this is the scariest thing ever. If I saw this in front of me, I would pass out. If we took Britney out to sea and put her in a raft and shoved her in the direction of the terrorists, we would have this whole thing handled. She is fresh out of rehab, I am told, so we need to capitalize.

Getting ready to ship out.